ArtSociated Press:Feb 2 2o04,where Tom talks about the need for love and art ,and the importance of children in Love and art and majic.

AN INTERVIEW WITH WOODEN THOMAS:

What is Art?

WT:Art is Majic.

What is Majic?

WT:Seals,seals are Majic.

Why?

WT:Because they have very small ears.

And they Hear all and know all...

WT:And they look good in glasses but the damn things won't stay on

Why?

WT:Because they have no ears!

That's not what you said before Tom,I have it on tape..We can go back and listen...

WT:Yes but that would be like harvesting strawberries in the winter time,I mean you COULD but you would have to go to where the ground is not frozen

What about seals?

WT:Seals are majic because they harvest strawberries in the winter time

Why?

WT:Because they are comunists

and What is Art?

WT:Art is majic.

Artsociated Press Feb 2 20o4,where Tom continues to promote an awearness for agriculture and to define love in no uncertain terms

An INTERVIEW WITH WOODEN THOMAS PART TWO

What is Love?

WT:Love is poison

Why?

WT:Because it is addictive

What about your love for children?

WT:Children are poison

Why?

WT: Because they are animals

No,animals are animals ,children are children

WT: You can insist all you want that children are animals but animals are children and children are children

But that's not what you said before,look, I have it all on tape...

WT:Children are power because they can walk through fire unharmed

and What is Power?

WT:Love is Power.

~haywooden
~haywooden

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