Since the middle of the 90's, strange surreal sounds have been emanating from an apartment in New Jersey. 4-track recording artist, song-writer and creator of visual ambrosia Wooden Thomas has been producing these tender yet dark glimpses into the mind, heart and soul of a ferret. Following are self-made album covers and notes on each song. mp3s are soon to come...maybe next time you are here!

- bill bniblet

This "musician" escaped from a both mental facililty and the Coast Guard to record his "songs" but then he was turned to wood in a BICYCLE ACCIDENT!!!

- Mykl